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Mark your calendars for he 2nd Annual pH White Elephant Holiday Party! This years party will be once again hosted by Max Smith-Holmes and will occur in front of his generous family's Christmas tree. Perhaps we may be blessed with the presence of Mr. Bill Robey hanging as a center piece ornament. So please put on your finest "parent" holiday attire and join all of pH at Max's on December 19th! And please, don't forget a present!

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The poor lonely, old thing. But don't you remember the good times?