If you live in this state full of "green" trendtastic residents who drive their Bmw Three Series or Lexus to the Kirkland whole foods, you are most likely familiar with the city of Duvall. sure you hear Jene Ennerson or the black weatherman on Komo 4 talk about it but have you ever been there? Everybody hears about Duvall but there is no first hand experience of seeing it. Its always from a friend of a friend or your buddy says "yeah i went there last weekend". The truth is that it is all a government conspiracy. The U.S. house of representatives and the severely misunderstood ROBO GARY LOCKE are trying to hide the truth. What is the truth? Teams of investigators still have not discovered it. If one of your friends has been trying to convince you with pictures and storys of his or relatives do not trust him! They were brainwashed by the government to try to wipe out the true believers. You can believe what you want to believe but there is no Duvall...just as the Skagit Valley Tulip Festival it is really a co-operation between the Soviet government and the planet Zenorx 56 to conduct testing on asian tourists.
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I actually went to Duvall last week when I got lost coming home from Carnation. It's a beautiful city, and I myself would like to get to know the area a bit better. NE WA poshhill field trip anyone??
there is no whole foods in kirkland, in a literal sense
Actually my aunt lives in Duvall. I've been there... well, more times than I can count. These wiki's you have been finding are not accurate. I must say that I find this one to be offensive. It is calling me a lier, and seems to say that my aunt is nonexistent. After much thought, I have come to the conclusion that I no longer support "poshhill" until I can get the following: funding for "Project Duvall" research, thirty dozen doughnuts, cool shades, an emergency evacuation plan for getting people out of Duvall, and a new car. You have heard my demands. I expect them to be delivered to me no later than thursday evening, handle with care.
Jayden bro you've been hella defensive this week. What are you hiding?
jking bro hahah
damn bro chill I was jking too.u chill 1st
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